Samazing

fosterland:

lmfao i can’t even lol

Now the question is

should I take my ukulele to Disney?

me: does 5 situps

me: where are my abs

Today at rehearsal

Girl: Wait, is it in, out, in, out? In, out, out, in? Out, in, out, in? In, in, out, in? Out, out, in, out?

Me: ...

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

#Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

bravewaterfall:

this is how I felt in P.E. every single year.

pregnantmermaid:

like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh

italiangirlproblems:

more problems here